THE LITTLE BOOK OF DIRTY JOKE
THE LITTLE BOOK OF DIRTY JOKE
I just found this book and it kinda fun to read it when u alone. These are few jokes that have inside the book.
I just found this book and it kinda fun to read it when u alone. These are few jokes that have inside the book.
A young couple is staying at a nudist campsite. ' When I tell you I Love you,' ask the young man, 'why do you always lower your eye?'
'To see if it's true.'
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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A blonde was in a sex shop and stopped at the dildo counter. 'I'd like that nice fat tartan one with the white top,' she politely asked the shop attendant, who replied: 'It's not for sale, love. That's my thermos flask.'
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A young man with a particularly small penis takes his girlfriend to bed for the first time. Embarrassed at his lack of nob, he insists on turning out the light. In the darkness, he puts his erection into her hand and is understandably hurt when she says, ' No thanks, I don't smoke'.
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A couple was getting frisky in a field. After giving her oral sex he said, 'Wow, I wish I had a torch'. 'So do I,' she said. 'You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes.'
'To see if it's true.'
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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A blonde was in a sex shop and stopped at the dildo counter. 'I'd like that nice fat tartan one with the white top,' she politely asked the shop attendant, who replied: 'It's not for sale, love. That's my thermos flask.'
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A young man with a particularly small penis takes his girlfriend to bed for the first time. Embarrassed at his lack of nob, he insists on turning out the light. In the darkness, he puts his erection into her hand and is understandably hurt when she says, ' No thanks, I don't smoke'.
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A couple was getting frisky in a field. After giving her oral sex he said, 'Wow, I wish I had a torch'. 'So do I,' she said. 'You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes.'
When i have nothing to do or sad or emo i read this stuff... haha at least it makes me better. it's like 200 of dirty joke inside the book. And of kos i'm not only read this... i read other stuff too... i'm not freaking pervet... peace...
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